Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
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I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
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I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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