doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
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I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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