yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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