She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
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I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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