so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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