don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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