There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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