Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
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I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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