Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
Randomize
