I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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