My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
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I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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