You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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