just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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