I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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