And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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