I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
