i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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