I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Randomize
