Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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