Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
there is glitter all over my balls
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
