He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
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Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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