Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
