it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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