I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
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I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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