i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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