Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
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I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night