its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?