____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket