We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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