Already got asked if we're dating
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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