Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
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how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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