I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I understand Curling. That high.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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