youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
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is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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