Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
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The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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