You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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