i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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