idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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