First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
A+ Viking dick
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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