hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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