just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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