We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
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One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
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