5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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