did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
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walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
he quoted the bible to break up with me
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
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I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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