I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
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Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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