we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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