going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
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I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
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My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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