Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
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How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
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you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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