Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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