my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
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btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
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Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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