I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
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You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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