did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
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btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
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I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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