I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Is it because I queefed?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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