this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
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... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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