I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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