he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
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This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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