I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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